Jokes

1.Sick

., O.K., We all know dead baby jokes are sick,
but then again laughter is the best medicine, isn't it?

2.Twisted

Twisted depends which way you looks at it...
Sure, a dead baby could be twisted. Oh!, you meant us?!?

3.Evil

You say anyone who would make jokes about
dead babies is evil? But dead babies are so much fun!!!

4.Gross

Anyone with a weak stomach is definitely NOT going to enjoy this website.
I mean, all those dead baby in a blender jokes...

5.How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?

With a blender!

6.How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?

Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

7.What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?

A baby shot through a snowblower.

8.Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?

So you can see the expression on its face!

9.What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

10.What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.