Jokes

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.

Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny

Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.

Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You ‘nique up on him.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.

Q. How many hairs in a rabbit’s tail?
A. None, they’re all on the outside.