Jokes

1.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

2.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alba!
Alba!
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albee!
Albee!
Albee a monkey's uncle!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alberta!
Alberta who!
Alberta'll be over in a minute!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alda!
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was!

3.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-ny Knock Knock

jokes can you take!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Almond!
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

4.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anne Boleyn!
Anne Boleyn who?
Anne Boleyn alley!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annetta!
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anthem!
Anthem who?
You Anthem devil you!

5.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arnie!
Arnie who!
Arnie having fun?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arnold!
Arnold who?
Arnold friend you haven't seen for years!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arthur!
Arthur who!
Arthur any more biscuits in the tin!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Asa!
Asa who!
Asa-int amongst men!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ashley!
Ashley who?
Ashley-t's foot!

6.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bach!
Bach who?
Bach of sweets!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock

Who's there?
Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

7.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Benin!
Benin who?
Benin shopping lately?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bera!
Bera who?
Bera necessity!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Berlin!
Berlin who?
Berlin the water for my hard boiled eggs!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bernadette!
Bernadette who?
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bertha!
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!

8.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carl!
Carl who?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carmen!
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carrie!
Carrie who?
Carrie the bags into the house please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carrot!
Carrot who?
Carrot me back home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
Cash me if you can!

9.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manuel!
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mao!
Mao who?
Mao'th of babes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mara!
Mara who?
Mara mara on the wall....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcella!
Marcella who?
Marcella is full of water and I'm drowning, help!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcia!
Marcia who?
Marcia glad I stopped by!

10.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Miniature!
Miniature who?
Miniature open the door, I'll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minneapolis!
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
Minnie more!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
No not Minnie-who - Minnehaha!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minsk!
Minsk who?
Minsk meat!