Jokes

1.Nigger and Mexican

- There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
- Nethier, the cop is.

2.Convertible cars

- How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
- Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.

3.Black and green

- What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
- A nigger that just ate some spinach.

4.Pairing a nigger

- What does result by pairing a nigger with an octopus?
- I don’t know, but he would really collect the cotton much easier with 8 hands.

5.Save a nigger


-How do you save a nigger from drowning?
- You take your foot of his head!


6.Nigger and canoe
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
- The canoe is floating!


7.Nigger and white man
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
- As much as you see with your eyes!

8.Nigger and parrot

In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
- He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy.
- I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.

9.A nigger goes to the doctor

A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
- Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!

10.Naked on the beach

A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
- You have written your wife name too?
- No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”