Jokes

1.What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on

2.How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

3.If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
4.A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"

5.Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry

6.What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis

7.A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"

8.What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud

9.What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys

10.What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !

11.What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!

12.If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

13.How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off

14.What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !

15.What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer

16.What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.

17.What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "

18.Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all

19.Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.

20.What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

21.Why do gerillas have big nostralls?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!

22.What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick