Jokes

1.5 niggers in a Cadilac

- There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story?
- A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.

2.Three Mexicans

There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
- Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
- I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
- What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
- It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
- YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
- I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.

3.On the Empire State Building

There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
- There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
- There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
- There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
- There are too much Mexicans in my country.

4.Little, black and jumps

- Who is little, black and jumps?
- A flee!
- But who’s big, black and jumps?
- Dr. Alban!

5.Black and green

- What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
- A nigger that just ate some spinach.

6.White chocolate

- Why did the white chocolate was invented?
- So niggers can get dirty!!!

7.Nigger and white man

- What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
- As much as you see with your eyes!

8.In the metro

In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat:
- In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet!
- In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.

9.Africa hospital

In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!

10.Cop

A cop asks a nigger:
- Can you legitimate yourself?
- Is this because I’m black?