Jokes

1.Correct the sentence

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : Why?
Student : Ladies first.

2.Cute Girl

At a church school gathering, one old teacher approached a cute
5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. “I must a got ‘em from my Daddy,” said the little girl, “’cause Mommy’s still got hers.”

3.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson

4.

Here I sit in misty vapor in a shithouse with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger

5.

What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out

6.

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

7.

Q. Why don't guys like to perform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

8.

Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!

9.

Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they can’t eat it!

10.

Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

11.

A girl went into a doctor’s office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.

12.

Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out the underpants

13.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."