Jokes

1. How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, white men will screw anything.


2. What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.



3. What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

4. What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!


5. Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

6. What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

7. What did the white guy see when looking at his family tree?
A straight line

8. Funny Skinny White Boy in Elevator

A skinny little white boy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black rock-like guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little boy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Ron." Will it be funny - of course it will be The white boy faints and falls to the floor full of trash. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little boy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

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I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Ron The small boy, "Turner Ron. Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around!!”
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.


9. Blonde And Psychiatrist

A black and a white man bought a rock house next to each other. After a week, Chris (the white one) paints his house pink, so that It is different than Ron’s (the black guy). So Ron does that as well.

The next day, Chris, made a fence around it and paints it white, so the black guy does it as well. After a year, Chris gets a bit pissed off and decides to sell the house. So he made one of those boards saying „FOR SALE – 1.000.000 $“. The following day Rod makes the same board but his price was 2.000.000 $. So Chris was now really upset and decided to ask his neighbor:

- „Say, Rod, why is your trashy house more expensive than mine?
- Black guy: “Cuz you have a black neighbor, mine’s white.“
I would also say its good humor this jokes is funny it would be even better on a funny video...